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yiffjpg:

bae: will you go out with me

me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment

waterbeauty:

i may have gone a lil overboard

Can hot girls stop being

lesbian-goddesss:

• twice my age
• straight
• 2223848 miles away from me
• famous
• taken
• not interested
• fictional

joachimmurat:

this movie is fucking art

interquast:

technology isnt making people talk less, its allowing people to choose who they want to talk to. i dont want to talk to your “intellectual” anti-technology ass, i want to talk to like, twelve different people who are vastly more interesting and never have to look up from my phone to acknowledge you

ikazed:

lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong

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joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

avolating:

I want a relationship, not necessarily for sex but just someone to tell everything to and have movie nights with takeaway and just someone to trust

clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.

Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

cumdurnp:

welcome to the raddest net in town

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mbf aoife and tyree

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be hella cute

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perks of joining

new friends

original post/selfie reblogs

hella rad tinychats

being surrounded by cute ppl

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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