nazis are still here

an unsurprising turn of events. next

whats crack a lackin over here on the tumblr

cougheii:

FULL OFFENSE but i really love my friends. like. theyre the best thing ever created. literal blessing. amazing. wonderful. important.

what did i say to my mum when she didnt want to greet my new pizza girlfriend?

ma, greet her!!

im a household cat, and i’d be lion if i said i wasn’t

@nippleicious i like the way u dress mate

same

i know right….. honestly feel like thats just gonna be my life from now on

well i got 10 notes and you all asked for it. it’s time for punnier to come back…….. and this time, the puns will be punnier….

6i:

can someone please like this post. please. i want to come back and make puns im sorry. i want to come back

4ilu:

https://instagram.com/p/BX71dufnkuj/

k-ayo:

모어st니트 (3col)

 46,000원

leyorio:

https://instagram.com/p/BSnMRScjpUF/

ok lets be honest…… i havent really been too happy over the course of the past few months…. generally. but hey, at least im still tumblrin. haha sup dudes

canonlesbianalexdanvers:

Rachel and Phoebe are getting pedicures. Monica discovers someone is catfishing people with Joey’s picture. she and Joey create a fake account and talk to him. Ross buys a fedora and then gets arrested after someone in a similar fedora robs a convenience store. he calls Rachel to bail him out. Monica falls in love with the catfish and tells him she knows the truth but wants to meet him anyway. Ross won’t tell Rachel and Phoebe what he was doing at the time of the robbery. They refuse to bail him out until he does. He admits that he was writing Indiana Jones fanfiction. The police overhear this and release him. Monica shows up at the coffee shop and waits for her catfish. It was Chandler all along. They laugh. Phoebe does a dramatic reading of Ross’s Indiana Jones fanfiction. Ross dies of influenza because Mrs. Gellar was an anti-vaxxer.